Golden sands, a bunch of models, crystal waters, and…a hypnotically hairy man in a tiny swimsuit? This was supposed to be a serene beach photoshoot, but a startling stud has unexpectedly stolen the spotlight.

Casually strolling by the carefully posed women is a shirtless man utterly rocking a teeny black speedo, his pasty rotund belly out for all to see. We can’t help but laugh at how his figure hilariously contrasts with the toned, tanned models. Yet somehow with his swagger, he looks more like a high-fashion model than all of them combined! How is that even possible?!

We have so many thoughts about this hilarious photobomb. Did the models notice this casual speedo supermodel waltzing by? Were they shook by how effortlessly he stole their thunder? Because with his breezy confidence this guy just emanates cover model energy!

The so-called “professionals” now look drab as soggy saltine crackers compared to this chunky speedo sensation. We say ditch the bikini babes and give this unlikely star his long-overdue close-up. Slay king!